Molest a Redhead Day

This holiday takes place January 8th. Please don't take advantage of the redhead. Seriously, dont.

Guy 1: oh look its January 8th!
Guy 2: its national molest a redhead day!
Guy 1: what.
Guy 2: Do you know a redhead I can...talk...too?
Guy 1: seek help

by Anonymous folk January 8, 2024

Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.

Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz

by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024

molesto ca

Slum City Molesto CA in the heart of the Central Valley. Alviso CA shines compared to Molesto.

Man the Danimal is such a slimeball, he resembles people from Molesto CA

by Shootingice January 19, 2024

Moreister

Knowing someone more than they could know you

I know you more, no LOPEZ I KNOW YOU MOREISTER.

by Sidgarette January 27, 2024

Molestiod

An annoying cunt, who you wish would go molest them self.

Shut you fucking Molestiod

by Goofyparrot March 11, 2024

Molestoid

An annoying cunt, who want shut up and for the sake of humanity should go fuck them self.

Shut the fuck up you molestoid!

by Goofyparrot March 11, 2024

Molest Marco May

Whenever the month is may, you our obliged to molest any person named marco

Yo lets get marco, it's molest marco may

by Daniel Hank May 1, 2024