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Bitch who punches everyone, things he’s gonna get head from Hannah and is a bull shitter
Man: oh hi Matthew don’t tell me hannah walked off without u
Matthew by Eat my vag October 21, 2017
A lazy fat guy that you'll see working at your local gas station in your future. He has a receding hairline, and is a huge dumbass. He is very arrogant and stubborn. He is really buff though but he uses he strength to his advantage to be a dick to others.
"Matthew, will you please stop."

"No, and I'll punch you if you keep talking."
An adorable guy who will make you laugh and smile, lots of winks, cute laugh, usually with blond hair and blue eyes, perfect blue eyes, he's a team player, he isn't afraid to stand out or be noticed, even if you aren't friends he's still nice to you, if you're his girlfriend, then damn you're lucky.
Matthew is so perfect.

Look at Matthews eyes.

I wish Matthew was mine.
matthew by pffffttttt_fuck.off November 17, 2017
A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.
Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice
Matthew by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017
a short odd boy usually with a troubled past. very outgoing and offen misunderstood. he is loving and never realy hold a grudge unless it is funny.
hey theres matthew!
Matthew by beebo1987 May 8, 2018
for example: a matthew belongs to a siobhan
matthew by kissmybigfatass March 10, 2018