Kevin is the most amazing, kindest person on the big green, polluted Earth you will ever meet. He is smart, sexy, and just an all-out BOSS at everything. He's sweet, but has a few dark sides that may sometimes scare you, but you will love him no matter what. Everyone needs a Kevin in his/her life.
~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~
~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...
TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!
~GracieChan
~TRAITS OF A KEVIN~
~Kind
~Loving
~Sexy (as hell)
~Psychotic (in a really good way)
~Have i mentioned sexy?
~THINGS TO DO WITH YOUR KEVIN~
~Cuddle
~Cuddle
~Cuddle some more
~Watch gruesome movies with (i.e. Hardcore Henry)
~Kiss
~...
~Cuddle. i don't think i emphasized that enough...
TO MY KEVIN. I LOVE YOU!!!
~GracieChan
Kevin is my Boyf.
by GracieChanYeet666 September 27, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is a name usually given to a male. Kevin is a name that originated in 15th century Ireland in a form of old Irish slang. Kevin was spelled K'evvie en in the old Irish language but pronounced similarly but in a slightly different accentuation on the second syllable of "vin". It used to be used as a slang for nice king gentle and handsome and eventually the name kevin became to mean gentle and handsome. Kevin ha now become a widely used popular name all over the world. They usually have 12 pack abs and a 8 inch uncut. They are really strong and smart and great at sex and head. The name kevin can also be used in Ireland to say something is gentle like the wind or a motherly caress. The name kevin Gaines popularity around the 1970s and has maintained popularity with minimal fluctuations in popularity. Every year about 500,000,000 babies are named Kevin. The name dates back to a long time ago when people still wrote mail and sent them by boat or horse or foot. Be proud of tht heritage.
Kevin is an amazing person I love him and would love to ride him all night long till I'm walking side to side. Oooops I'm wet just thinking about that.
by Kk cools December 4, 2016
Get the Kevinmug. Always fails no nut November and a caring person. Eh. He can be a lul funk sometimes but can fuck hoes in no time. His hero is the guy who died after destroying their dick over 146 times.
by Blephlebobber December 4, 2018
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is a beloved pigeon who is best friends with Louis Tomlinson. He is very important to Millions of people around the world, as he is an important memory for all directioners. He gets along with all members of On direction and it gives us our memory back of the One Direction video diaries that we all used to love :)
by Tommosbestfriend June 25, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is your basic non-abusive step-dad. He drives everyone to softball practice, and is also the coach. Kevin loves wearing polo shirts and khakis, so people often mocks him for being way too basic. Kevin also likes black coffee and is extremely socially akward. He’s your basic 50 year old back burner bitch.
“Hey Kevin, is that a new shirt?”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
“Nope! I haven’t bought any new shirts since 2006.”
“Oh. That’s nice.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019
Get the Kevinmug. a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
by white.obama February 21, 2020
Get the Kevinmug. Kevin is the type of boy who is mysterious and hard to figure out, but as you get to know him you would soon love him. He’s sweet, kind, generous, childish, Stubborn, smart, and passionate. He kisses like no other and shows you how much your worth, eventually he gets tired of trying in a relationship and then dumps the person or gets dumped. He has dreams of being with the one he loves and pictures a future with them, with all of his good friends that came along with him during his journey of growing up. He’s an attractive guy who’s low key known by everyone. He worries too much about being lonely or not being liked and doesn’t realize who is there for him every step of the way. He’s looks like the type you wouldn’t think is a good lover, but once you get into bed with him, he would rock your world!
by Lillyluckenberg October 24, 2018
Get the Kevinmug.