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French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.
"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"
by jend000 December 17, 2014
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French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.
"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"
by Maximillianare December 28, 2018
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The French Dipper

This is when, while eating a roast beef sandwich, you dip your balls in the au jus sauce and slowly stick them in and out of the girls mouth while she licks off the sauce.
Hey Pete! I took a girl to Subway in a first date the other night. She followed me to the bathroom because she wanted The French Dipper. Then she finished me by sucking me off on the toilet! Second time this week!
by Larry and Rex and Benny September 19, 2018
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french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.
Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!
by mcginty February 25, 2015
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french guy

french guy is so ugly and disgusting i hate him so much how dare he cheat on auntie ashw
ash:french guy is cute
us:BIATCH STFU HE'S SO UGLY
by Alex's wife biatch May 2, 2022
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french for pain

Random person:If bread is french for pain THEN I OWN A FUCKING BAKERY!!
by Yfumtytjcythd November 26, 2021
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french burrito

When someone shits in their tidy whitys out of fear
James was so scared of the neighbors dog, while he was running from it, he made a French burrito.
by HappyFresno February 14, 2018
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