by Don't Be A Richard June 25, 2014
Get the dick donutmug. Sonic: Hey! put that down! thats an expensive looking diamond!
Shadow: Diamonds aren’t green, Dick-nips.
Shadow: Diamonds aren’t green, Dick-nips.
by OOGA BOOGA JOOGA GOOGA November 8, 2019
Get the Dick-nipsmug. A: When a guy gets soapy water up his urethra after washing his genital area.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
B: When an unlucky guy, uneducated in what and what not to use as lube, attempts to use soap to start whacking it
Soap Dick is commonly caused by the old fashioned bar soap (which should be avoided for washing your genital area AT ALL COSTS) but shampoo and body soap are also possible things that can cause Soap Dick. It causes a horribly painful burning sensation throughout the inside of the head of the penis. Soap Dick usually does not go away until you flush out the soapy water by urination, which is extremely painful, but luckily it doesn't last long.
by Th3rd July 10, 2015
Get the Soap Dickmug. It was that moment she went balls to the wall conjured her spirit dick grabbed her crotch and said suck my big ten inch spirit dick!!
by Jinxie Dee Breece January 12, 2022
Get the spirit dickmug. When you’re married,and afraid to get divorced,so you go on Facebook to scope for strange dick...In addition,you act like you’re single,and put for a relationship status that you’re “In a Relationship”,when your sorry ass is in reality,married...”Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that strange dick you’re dicking down worth it?”...”Is the strange dick worth jeopardizing your marriage?”..............”Fuck,yeah,it is!”
“I don’t want regular dick.”....”I want strange dick(even with all of the STD’s,and COVID-19 floating around!)”....”Fuck it,and everyone else(as long as I get what I want!)”.
by jim6471 November 1, 2020
Get the Strange Dickmug. Someone who accumulate's human or dog feces on there dick then wanks off and eats the left over fecal matter
by Bog ass October 4, 2016
Get the bog dickmug. by AnonymousTrevor November 24, 2014
Get the dick and dommug.