Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.

Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...

by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015

Adam Driver

he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him

1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet

by Lysol Wipe September 28, 2021

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

idiot immigrant drivers

the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences

Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me

by King Dumbfuck August 11, 2004

Barbara bus driver

Fat Ass Snaggly tooth bitch bus driver. Needs to get some new teeth. " Hey snaggle tooth get some fuckin teeth".

Barbara bus driver snaggle Tooth

by fatso mcgee January 6, 2011

Driver Test Stop

The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.

It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.

by Kyrochi May 5, 2014

drivers mirror gummy

A gummy bear on the driver’s side view mirror is a signal to other gays that the driver of the vehicle is ready and willing to do butt stuff.

You see that drivers mirror gummy on Downtrodden’s ride. That means he’s open to having butt stuff done to him!

by Glock&Awe May 19, 2021