capsproc

A portmanteau of "capslock" and "proc", it means that the conditions have proved to be met that allow for the pseudo-random occurence of all caps.

Man 1: "Dude, I TOTALLY SCORED LAST NIGHT!"
Man 2: "Capsproc!"

Woman 1: "omg, I'M NOT PREGNANT!!"
Woman 2: "That's TOTALLY not capsproc worthy. But mine was."

by WardTanger May 19, 2010

CAPS

PEOPLE WHO POST STUFF IN 100% CAPS, (PROBABLY) PRETENDING THAT THEY DON'T KNOW THEIR CAPS LOCK IS ON, OH SHIT MY CAPS LOCK IS ON

ISMOKECAPS: HEY YOU STILL UP FOR FRIDAY
ITYPEINCAPS: LOL STOP TYPING IN CAPS
ISMOKECAPS: NO U

by Andriko March 24, 2011

Caps Lock Bold Print

In order to emphasize a phrase or a word

Stated at the end of the phrase/word

Marissa is so beautiful; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

Basketball is a complex game; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

Smarty gets super geeked out he has harlem nights; CAPS LOCK BOLD PRINT

by Exclamation April 11, 2013

Capsident

Where a person accidentally speaks using capital letters online or in any other form of text messaging

Kalu: wagwaan
Me: NOTHING MUCH SON
ME: ah shit capsident

by LegacyDubz September 20, 2012

crapsby

The whiny little bitch on any sports team , named after the loudest little bitch in the NHL, sidney crosby.

"did you see that guy take a dive and then go cry on the ref's shoulder?"
"yeah, what a crapsby"

by Explorer1958 June 17, 2013

capslockaholic

People who send emails and texts in all caps on a regular basis.

Ademar: "Look at her emails. She is a complete capslockaholic!" : "OMG! WHERE ARE YOU?? WHY HAVEN'T YOU ANSWERED MY TEXTS?? CALL ME NOW!!"

by savannah912 August 6, 2013

Chapstick Saturation

When you've bought so many chapsticks in your life that you find as many as you lose.

A: Fak, I've lost another chapstick. Oh no wait, there's one in my coat pocket.
B: You've reached chapstick saturation, mate!

by chapman2 November 7, 2013