maranda austin

A beautiful, smart, courages, and all around talented women. I'm exremly proud to call her my girlfriend and i know it will never change baby. I love you with all of my heart!- Jackson Fitts

I can tell from experience maranda austin has a perfect body.

by the mom.com June 4, 2019

Austin Pots

FAT ASS NIGGA WITH MAN TITTES YHE SIZE OF CANTALOPS

Fat ass hoe must be Austin Pots

by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019

Austin Entenmann

A legendary boy, of epic proportions. He harnesses the power of god. He is the proud owner of 50000000 0000000000 carbon atoms.

Bob: Hey, did you hear Austin Entenmann conquered chungusania?
Josh: KEplar JSi 2039920, hi

by MAsMAsYEt April 16, 2019

Austin Durham

Baby dick daddy who engages in extreme amounts of homoerotic sex.

"Ever since Justin moved away he's turned into a real Austin Durham"

by Rainbowbaby6.66 August 24, 2019

miranda austin

1. a sexy girl that can and will steal your man

2. will never get a tan because she’s whiter than paper

sarah you might want to be careful i heard a miranda austin was moving to town.

by therealgod January 4, 2020

Austin Bangs

One of the Two half-prophets of Chungus. Chungus used him and the other half prophet to reveal the 10 Chungus commandments. According to the Chungusanian Bible, the year 2020 A.D will be the year of the his crucifixion.

Example:

Guy 1:"Bro I heard Austin Bangs just had another Vision"
Guy 2:"I wonder if it was another chungus commandment?"

by maestrogeicho January 8, 2020

Austin Wallace

When your girl goes for the kill but won’t stop talking about the weirdest shit while your trying to slide in.

“Oh shit Dan, I feel the Ebola rubbing against me, Oh I’m sorry honey your probably just pulling an Austin Wallace.
Alright your deep enough, I don’t want to have to deal with your fractured hairline, chill out Veronica I can’t handle the Austin Wallace.

by Aaron Nickles January 8, 2020