August 14th

Epic Person Day.
Only very epic people are born on this day. If you are born on August 14th you are a certified epic person and deserve to be recognised as an epic person.

Person 1: “yo, were your bro on August 14th?”
Person 2:”yeah, I was”
Person 1:”that means you are a verified epic person”

by AnEpicPicklePerson April 20, 2021

August 5

August 5th is the worldwide “send money to your friends day”

They will expect money from you

Person 1: I need money
Person 2: just ask your friends, it’s August 5

by Shit it is the cool guy August 4, 2019

August 25

National slightly above average dick day.

Liam: I have has a slightly above average dick and my birthday is August 25 day.

Rocky: That’s cool I guess.

by Not Liam or rocky November 9, 2021

august 13

arleths birthday 😜😜😜

arleth : why didn’t you tell me happy birthday 🙄
them: sorry it’s august 13 right

by c00chie destroyer November 17, 2020

August 7

As you know August 7 is National Post Your Favorite Ex Day!

August 7 is the day you post your favorite ex.

by CaribbeanGyalis August 1, 2023

August 24th

Ask your crush out day

Girl 1: do you know what day it is?
Girl 2: yes Tuesday August 24th..?
Girl 1: no it’s national ask your crush out day!
Girl 2: so should I ask my crush out then?
Girl 1:Yesss!

by S€xG0D6375 August 23, 2021

august 4th

August 4th is international lmbao day. A day used to celebrate the life and death of the famous chinese hacker, lmbao

OMG it's august 4th, lmbao day. Let's hack into a small family owned store's database and steal all their money in memory of lmbao.

by noku8 April 29, 2022