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Arse fez

(lit.) anal hair, used as expletive. Comes from populat cartoon weebl and bob
I dropped my pen, arse fez!
by crabbadon September 22, 2006
mugGet the Arse fezmug.

arse ripper

ummm see above?
mugGet the arse rippermug.

arse blaster

An Arse blaster is someone who has seen to much goatse, and now feels the need to repcorduce the anomily in other persons.
www.goatse.cx

A website that under no circumstances (assuming it still exists) should be visited by any one living and or dead :)
by RaYdeX September 9, 2004
mugGet the arse blastermug.

shit arse

the bestest word in the whole dam world,
can be used 4 nearly anything
1. i did shit arse in that test
2. ur shit arse
3. i h8 mondays theyr shit arse
4. shit arse no way that is so koo
5. u are so shit arsing me...arnt u???
6. shit arse, that is so fun 2 say!!!
by taetard March 12, 2007
mugGet the shit arsemug.

Cats Arse

Otherwise known as 'a good thing'
That episode of "The Office" was the Cat's Arse
by Darren Jonusas January 20, 2005
mugGet the Cats Arsemug.

can't be arsed

What people used to say before smart humans invented "can't be asked" as a much more sensible replacement.

The advantage of using the phrase in question, as opposed to the aforementioned precursor, is simply one of sensibility, logic and meaning. This is evident simply from the definitions, explained thusly:

"can't be asked"

- 1 - To be incapable of fulfilling request (asking me to do this would be fruitless; implication: I am lazy / I see no point

"can't be arsed"

- 1 - I am incapable of becoming a human behind (fact, no need to be stated)

- 2 - I am incapable of becoming a fool (invariably incorrect, self-fulfilling by use of the phrase being defined)

- 3 - I am incapable of being kicked in the head by a donkey (implication: there are no donkeys in the vicinity; the arguable sole fair usage of the term provided there is indeed such a lack of equine creatures in the vicinity)
phrasee: Do this for me..
phraser: I can't be arsed.
phrasee: You're an arse. It's I can't be asked, you arse.
by Raiden616 May 20, 2014
mugGet the can't be arsedmug.

kicks arse

Finest of them allsuperbGreat
by Barbara Camisa January 25, 2004
mugGet the kicks arsemug.

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