Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.

Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...

by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015

Adam Driver

he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him

1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet

by Lysol Wipe September 28, 2021

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'

I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.

by Tom Scott February 18, 2004

idiot immigrant drivers

the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences

Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me

by King Dumbfuck August 11, 2004

New Driver Syndrome

New Driver Syndrome is a rush of anxiety and nausea lasting 2-5 days as a result of getting your drivers license and driving alone for the first time. New Driver Syndrome occurs especially if you also have a new car to drive by yourself. The only way to overcome this is to start driving your parents around in your new car, eventually driving without them.

Background: Drew received his drivers license the day before and got his new car today. Drew is about to take Simon for a ride in his new car

Simon: Hey man are you feeling okay?

Drew: Not really, I have New Driver Syndrome and I don't feel well

Simon: It's all good, we don't have to go anywhere

by DrewTheGod June 11, 2019

one thumb driver

Lacking the ability to apply mechanical skills intelligently.
Example: Driving with your thumb up your ass.
Example: Driving in the passing lane while everyone is passing you.

I passed a one thumb driver on their cell phone who didn't have a clue they were holding up traffic.

by Skate38 October 18, 2008

drivers mirror gummy

A gummy bear on the driver’s side view mirror is a signal to other gays that the driver of the vehicle is ready and willing to do butt stuff.

You see that drivers mirror gummy on Downtrodden’s ride. That means he’s open to having butt stuff done to him!

by Glock&Awe May 19, 2021