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Kevin

Kevin is the type of person who is dishonest and he would always postpone promises and never keep them. Although he is sometimes nice I would never trust him with personal things.
Random Person: What type of person are you?
Me: A Kevin
by Kevin Yeet July 31, 2019
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Kevin

Some queer as nigga that only plays games and eats.
by NiggaBean 2.0 August 4, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a dumbass gay motherfucker that only fucks a guy named Doug with a hairy chode
Doug come fuck me with your hairy chode Kevin
by Asseaterrrrr June 16, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is the best person to talk to about Harry potter. He has an obsession. He always uses it with his teaching. He is a teacher with an odd sense of humor. He believes in himself and gas no shame in sharing his life with his classes. Kevin also never worries about being wrong because in his eyes he's always right. This little beaver is an odd fellow, but you might warm up to him.
I wonder if kevin is a huffle puff or ravebclaw.
by Kevin haters!!! May 18, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is a name usually given to a male. Kevin is a name that originated in 15th century Ireland in a form of old Irish slang. Kevin was spelled K'evvie en in the old Irish language but pronounced similarly but in a slightly different accentuation on the second syllable of "vin". It used to be used as a slang for nice king gentle and handsome and eventually the name kevin became to mean gentle and handsome. Kevin ha now become a widely used popular name all over the world. They usually have 12 pack abs and a 8 inch uncut. They are really strong and smart and great at sex and head. The name kevin can also be used in Ireland to say something is gentle like the wind or a motherly caress. The name kevin Gaines popularity around the 1970s and has maintained popularity with minimal fluctuations in popularity. Every year about 500,000,000 babies are named Kevin. The name dates back to a long time ago when people still wrote mail and sent them by boat or horse or foot. Be proud of tht heritage.
Kevin is an amazing person I love him and would love to ride him all night long till I'm walking side to side. Oooops I'm wet just thinking about that.
by Kk cools December 4, 2016
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Kevin

Kevin is aka the non dank Boomer cow. Kevins are tall asf and have onions instead of brains. There's not much you can say about them because they're the dumbest on Earth. And all other planets. All they do is do nothing other than sucking cows' teats, pissing off all the Aathmikas coolest and calling themselves dank. And they love return gifts and cow porn. If you come across a Kevin, RUN.
Don't be a Kevin. If you're a Kevin, die. If you're a Kevin, change your name.
by Therealdankbish May 3, 2020
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Kevin

a kevin flirts with literally every girl. he thinks he is so big but in reality he’s like 1 inch. he sucks and no matter how hard he tries he will never be funny. he looks like an avocado and probably deepthroats pickles.
nobody:
kevin: -deepthroats a pickle-
by white.obama February 21, 2020
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