every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary

all phrases are lewd, in one way or another. If you can type it, in some way, it can be lewd.

every possible word or combination of words means something lewd on urban dictionary, including this sentence

by Author_37 October 9, 2023

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS

that annoying button that appears below almost every definition. when you click on it, it will bring you to a page where you can pay to promote your website.

ADVERTISE YOUR WEB SITE ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS is the most retarded sentence ever invented

by stereotypicallama July 5, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The website you're on right now.

P1: Where you searching the Urban Dictionary last night?
P2: Yeah—
P1: Some horny pervert shit?
P2: Some horny pervert shit

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 15, 2022

Urban Tootsie

Man with female assets (tits and ass) who live in urban neighborhoods dresses and lives as a woman.

Damn! That urban tootsie was from the hood?! Man, that gurl got a big booty!

by jrqix August 19, 2017

Acute Urban Addiction

A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.

The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.

Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.

(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!

by OneBlueGlove January 25, 2024

Urban dictionary

A place for random people to put strange definitions for random words.

Urban dictionary is pretty funny...

by J. A. Villam October 7, 2017

Dearest Urban Dictionary...

If you love me, if you absolutely adore me, will you not post this definition?

*I'll be checking everyday*

Me: "Dearest Urban Dictionary... Will you post this if you love me?"
Hopefully NOT Urban Dictionary people: "Aha! I don't know you and don't intend on doing so, so I'll post this on Urban Dictionary!"

by TheGirlWhoGossipsInTheCorner March 17, 2023