wakey jack

A wakey jack occurs when your female companion you sleep with, wakes you up by jacking you off. Can also be referred to as a jack wakey.

John: Dude, I feel so alive!

Larry: Why are you so cheerful...

John: My wife gave me a wakey jack which made me wide awake!

by Zephyr560 April 18, 2014

Jack

Jack Wilson Calls Year 9 Bops and Fitties

Look at mega pedo Jack Wilson

by Pussyslayer71727 June 19, 2025

Jack the jew

A very Jewish boy who love to show off his candles and Jew rags

Yoooo look It's Jack the jew
Why tf is he holding so many lit candles?

by Rdubtheboss June 22, 2023

Jack

The name of a man with small penis

Jack had a tiny penis

by Neggy559 October 15, 2018

jack

jack is kinda tall and very orange

yo did you see the orange guy over there he kinda looks like a jack

by v1ce March 4, 2022

Pussy Jacked

Someone who appears to be very muscular but will most definitely lose in a fight. This person appears to be fit and fight worthy but would back down if approached.

Someone wanted to fight Randy at the saloon but he is Pussy Jacked so he declined.

by dicklessnickless February 27, 2019

Jack And Joe

Fuckin retarded twins, have a lisp.

Jack And Joe
Joe: I’m Wetarded
Jack: I know, I’m gonna go sinGGGG now

by Jd-baseball October 28, 2021