Nigga Touch

Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.

Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"

Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."

2 hours later...

Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"

Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"

Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.

Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"

Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"

Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"

by MangoMelon August 9, 2021

Nigga

A slave

I would love to use that nigga to pick my cotton

by Whogivesadamn69420 March 15, 2020

Nigga

There's a difference between Nigger and Nigga Nigga means a black friend or a Homie Nigger means black slave or just Black people if your WHITEEEE don't say this fucking word (you to mexican's -_-)

WASSUP MY NIGGA!

by im your mom ;) March 24, 2020

Figaro nigga

A nigga who likes classical music.

Tyrone: Hey bruh what you listening?
Tyler: I'm listening to Mozart!
Tyrone: I didn't think you were a Figaro nigga...
Tyler: FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIGARO FIIIGAAAAROOOOO!!

by w.a.l October 5, 2020

nigga ridin

when some chick be talkin to multiple guys at once

monique: "brenae stay nigga ridin ong"
jaquella: "ikr! what is up with that girl??"

by Delantae Woods December 23, 2022

hater ass nigga

a hater-ass nigga is a person, usually in fiction, who despises someone and everything they stand for.

man Jolene is a hater ass nigga she insulted me on the street for existing too close to her

by That's not very paragon! October 5, 2023

NIGGA

"I WANT THEM TO PUT THEIR 20 INCH PENIS IN MY PUSSY ON BLACKED" - Emily Willis, 2020

YO COME TO MY BLOCK IMMA SHOOT YOU YOU CHUMP ASS NIGGA AND FUCK YOUR GIRL WITH MY 20 INCH COCK ON BLACKED. Emily Willis looks and then licks her lips.

by BIG NIBBAS IN MY ASS August 16, 2022