Tijuana Brown Trout

Turds that wash up on San Diego County beaches when ever it rains and the Tijuana sewage treatment plant fails.

It rained today so Tijuana Brown Trout will be on the beaches

by Monkey's Grandpa September 11, 2022

short brown man called qasim

short as mf that sucks a gingers dick then lets his fat black mate clap the shit out of his cheeks then gets royally fucked by a female with a strap-on then proceeds to fall asleep while his sister is crying next door after that he gets smacked by his mother and to cope with the pain he smokes bare weed

quite the short brown man called qasim of you

by big fat nigga balls September 12, 2022

Brown Tramp Stamp

When someone leaves a turd mark on the back of the toilet seat and you unknowingly take a shite, permanently stamping it above your crack.

Manager James has just took a shite and given himself a brown tramp stamp!

by naise67 January 16, 2026

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

Brown panzer

The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow

Johnathan received a brown panzer to the face before school

by True black guy January 24, 2026

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.

Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

by Deezergood January 25, 2026

Pee gookie brown

Pee gookie brown is the definition for when she poo on the dih, when you do anal you’re dih will look like a gookie and it’s brown hence, “pee gookie brown.”

“Yo bro last week I got traumatized after she pee gookie Browned my dih”

by Happy Day5 January 25, 2026