A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
by TheRealUltraJack299 July 10, 2023

Jack is a nice person and is literally the ONLY person IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL that will want to help you. NO MATTER HW FUCKING HARD ARE HOW EVER LONG A JACK WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT.
by quack jack S November 18, 2021

by Can’tChing November 2, 2019

by NameDotor February 27, 2021

Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.
by donutdaddy420 October 3, 2019

Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.
Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
