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Jack Teixeira

A moron that leaked documents to the Minecraft server thinking he exposed Putin, but got his ass arrested
Damn, no wonder why Jack Teixeira leaked that shit to some Thug Shaker Central
by TheRealUltraJack299 July 10, 2023
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Jack

Jack is a nice person and is literally the ONLY person IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING SCHOOL that will want to help you. NO MATTER HW FUCKING HARD ARE HOW EVER LONG A JACK WILL BE THERE NO MATTER WHAT.
by quack jack S November 18, 2021
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Jack

Person 1: “Who’s that?”
Person 2:” Jack......... ass.
by Can’tChing November 2, 2019
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Jack Connolly

by NameDotor February 27, 2021
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Jack

Jack is the definition of loser. No one likes him and he is extremely gay. This is a male specimen who often looks like a ghost. He is made of all bone and no fat or muscule or talent. He likes to grope other guys mostly named John. Once again he is a loser.
Jacks are gay and retarded.
by donutdaddy420 October 3, 2019
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jack bros

The only decent game Atlus has ever made
Pedophile: Dude, have you played Persona 5? It's my favorite game.

Contributer to society: ew, talk to me after you get bitches from playing Jack Bros.
by Garfeldi April 24, 2022
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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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