I Beg Your Father

See i beg your pardon

Originated by a slip of tongue.

Jason: Check out that dude man! He's so hot!
Shawn: I beg your father?

by PWNZORZ111 August 28, 2008

I D 10 T

idiot

no really it means idiot

person 1:look in to this, what does it say

Person2:I D 10 T so. . . wait u suck

by versedaaron January 2, 2008

all i ever wanted

a song by basshunter saying that all he ever wanted was to be with her.

all i ever wanted was to see you smilin all i ever wanted was to make you mine i know that i love you oh baby y dont u c that all i ever wanted was you and me

by Mandahz101 October 20, 2008

I don't believe you

You're a liar.

Person 1: I'm best friends with Harry Potter.
Person 2: I don't believe you.

by backstabberssuck March 27, 2012

i thought you knew

when someone who is usually a smart ass asks you a question you reply by saying "i thought you knew"

tere: where is the meeting at?
greg: i thought you knew!!

by balabalabalabal August 21, 2005

I was born in the wrong generation

A stupid and insecure way for one to say that they like old music.

Stevebob Jr:" Pink Floyd is so great, not like this trash modern Justin Beaver and shit. I was born in the wrong generation."
Chadneil:"Bitch no..."

by TweedleDumbass420 August 15, 2020

I saw 9 dolphins

This is the phrase one uses when another party in a conversation makes a dirty joke and one doesn't get it.

It originally comes from the 9 dolphins optical illusion. (Seen on 9 Dolphins Rum Bottles)

The picture was used to test a Psychological property in children. Research found that the children could not recognize the intimate scene of the couple because they did not have the prior memory association with such a scenario. Therefore, instead of seeing the couple in an intimate pose, they saw 9 dolphins.

Jessie: "I can't believe you gave me DIET PEPSI you asshole!"

Ryan: "Oh c'mon man its not that big a deal."

Jessie: "Yes it is! I'm Phenylketonuric! I can't have that fake sugar. it gives me muscle spasms and I can't sleep! It was an awful night!"

Ryan: "Oh shit. Dude I'm sorry, I didn't realize."

Jessie: "And I had to cancel my date cuz of you!"

Ryan: "Why? Cuz of Muscle spasms? That sounds like a great way to be on a date, or at least the end of the date. Just set her on top while you buck around like an unbalanced washing machine."

Ryan & Jessie burst out laughing

Malcolm: "..."

Ryan: "Get it Malcolm? Like a washing machine!"

Malcolm: "No dude, I saw 9 dolphins. What's a washing machine have to do with you making Jessie sick?"

by Baked Wordsmith October 12, 2011