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A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
by Smit17 July 16, 2024

by It’s meme time March 14, 2022

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.
PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE
PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE
by peeebis December 12, 2021
