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Penis

Penis is a long things that males have. They use it to pee and cum all over socks,dishwashers,and more. They use their cum to make objects pregnet.
Omg did u see mommy and daddy having sex? I saw daddys penis hehe
You are 11 years old emma!
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Penis snake

A penis snake otherwise known as Gladys berijicklyboobs is found either in Canberra having an affair with sco mo or in bed with her corrupt husband Daryl Maguire farther of Toby Maguire in those Spider-Man movies with William dafoe in them
“Oi jez Gladys the penis snake just got done by icac for corruption and sleeping with Daryl Maguire”
by Toby magenta January 3, 2022
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by Weiner munched January 25, 2024
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Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.
" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"
by Smit17 July 16, 2024
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Penis

A word that shall forever be funny to the male gender. Hehehehe penis.
*in class*
“Hey Thomas”
“What??”
“Penis”
*both laugh*
*gets sent to the principles office*
by It’s meme time March 14, 2022
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Penis

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE
by peeebis December 12, 2021
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by stephanie (i’m from bc) November 16, 2020
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