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Monkey shit crazy

Term often used to describe something or someone thats beyond nuts, crazy, difficult or way out of hand.
Pretty much the same as saying someone or something is bat shit crazy.

This Math test is monkey shit crazy!

were not inviting John to the party that dude is monkey shit crazy!
by Storm18X April 30, 2011
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Maal Monkeys

Origin: Amazon Jungle

- The last of their kind, the Maal Monkeys have one mission and that is to share their Maal teachings with the world
- They are the rarest most sought after of their kind, some say Picasso himself created them.
Descendants from the Amazon Jungle, The Maal Monkeys are going around the world sharing their new found love for Maal & how it changed everything!”
by H The Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
mugGet the Maal Monkeysmug.

Monkey tail

The sexual act of deficateing your partners mouth and then receiving oral sex giving the male appendage the look of the classic chocolate covered banana treat the monkey tail
Yo I pooped in this chick's mouth and she gave me a monkey tail
by Monkeytail545454 June 27, 2022
mugGet the Monkey tailmug.

RE Monkey

A UQ Collegian whose sole personality revolves around spending the maximum amount of time possible during their week at the Royal Exchange Hotel in Toowong. 90% of their anecdotes and conversations will maintain common ground with events that have conspired at the Royal Exchange Hotel.
Mohun: Hey boys, has anyone seen Bryce? We have our 90% final exam for FINM at 10:00am on Wednesday and it's currently 9:30am on Wednesday...
Dwyer: Yeah, when I was coming back from Toowong Village earlier I saw him camped outside of the RE to get immediate access to the pokies room, but what else can you expect from a RE Monkey?
by StingerRep March 6, 2021
mugGet the RE Monkeymug.

Maal Monkey

Bro, did you buy a Maal Monkey NFT? They're mooning!
by Maal Mentor November 23, 2022
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Red monkey

A female on her period in a sex swing
Let’s try the red monkey tonight when we get home.
mugGet the Red monkeymug.

Runt Monkey

A game where you have to hide and use stealth to catch another person without them seeing you. Once the person has been touched they are out.
Lets play runt monkey
Runt monkey is awesome
Runt monkey is way better than stealth ninja spelling
by pkben March 30, 2009
mugGet the Runt Monkeymug.

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