wet me down

when in doubt. you wet yourself/neighboring brotherine, down.

jenna:i'm bored. really.
meghan:wet yourself down.
jenna:wet me down.
meghan:i started that you fiend.
jenna:eeeeeeek!

by wetmedownpoopypayounts December 18, 2007

Pick me girl

A pick me girl is a girl who'll do anything to prove shes's nOt LiKe OtHeR gIrLs. They do this to impress men, or shall i say "the boyzz 🥶🥶". They mostly say things to defend the boyzz like:
NoT aLl MeN. Or: i HaTe ThE cOlOr PiNk. Yea, it's so dumb.

Some girl: *explaining about how a creepy guy was staring at her or something like that.*
Mary: nOt AlL mEn
Her friend Dodo: Ugh! You're such a pick me girl Mary!

by imhungrymom August 30, 2021

don't taze me bro

An ironic catch phrase used to mitigate chastisement esp. from one's peers (not gender specific). Similar in meaning to cut me some slack.

Nicole: Did you burn popcorn again?
Andrew: Hey, don't taze me bro, I swear the microwave's evil.

by (([Mike])) October 8, 2007

Help me to help you

A totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay's truly creating any significant improvement in the person's life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.

Probation officer: Now, Son, you know how much I care about you, and I have your best interests at heart. I need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so I want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm... it'll allow me to better convince the authorities to "wipe the slate clean" and restore your driving privileges.
Teenager, scowling disgustedly: Yeah, right --- you actually expect me to go and bust my ass in the hot sun shovellin' manure and diggin' fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a DIME for my efforts?!??? Sound to me like a classic "help me to help you" stunt just to get some free labor out of me --- no THANKS!

by QuacksO February 10, 2017

catch me in the next town

an expression meaning, find me at the nearest gay club and wait in the bathroom for me.

i was walking down the street in my hot pants and some guy in a car yelled " yo baby catch me in the next town" so i got my condom and went down to the club.

by madeleine rinker May 26, 2008

She dont love me

Word that means to move on

She don't love me I am not enough

Move on she don't love you

She dont love me

Yeah bro I am sad because she don't love me move on

by Enidd_ April 24, 2021

perfect pick me up

when you are feeling down or upset about yourself or anything go to urbandictionary.com and look up your name

Mom:Hey son your looking down.
Son: Yea mom someone called me fat.

Mom: I have a perfect pick me up for you
then they go to the urban dictionary.com and look up the sons name.

by hicksclan November 7, 2011