Skip to main content

clutch monkey 

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch
it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey
clutch monkey by 4nite March 19, 2018

skutchelo monkey 

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.
Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.

Math Monkey 

A derogatory slang for a stereotypically annoying asian person.
"Tim is such a fuckin math monkey, that kid thinks he's hot shit"
Math Monkey by John Yang May 16, 2018

Moon Monkey 

Noun. A man who identifies with the Madchester scene or Northern English Indie music of the 1990s and early 2000s. Typically wears Parker jackets, check shirts, Adidas Samba trainers and sports messy hair brushed forward over the forehead and ears.

Originates from a Trevor & Simon sketch on Saturday morning kids TV.

Math Monkey 

A stereotype referring to an annoying asian person.
"Yo Tim, stop riding my dick bro, you're being a fuckin' math monkey!"
Math Monkey by John Yang May 23, 2018