Mini documentary.
Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.
Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.
Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.
Changed my life and I have never been completely the same since.
Also the Roman traveling phalis exhibit. I've never seen anything the same way again.
Leave some incense and flowers at the 2000yr old dick joke carved on the side of the colosium. Not as a saint. But venerate the dumb ass who carved it. The dick joke is truly imortal.
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Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Definition:
1. Masculine Penis (phrase, noun) - A specific anatomical organ of the male reproductive system; characterized by a cylindrical or elongated figure, it is the primary organ for sexual intercourse and the elimination of urine.
Significance:
• It provides a neutral and anatomical definition of the term.
• It highlights its biological function in reproduction and excretion.
• It avoids slang or vulgar terms, maintaining a neutral and scientific tone.
• It clearly defines the object as a specific part of the male anatomy.
Examples:
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
• “The masculine penis consists of complex tissue structures.”
• “The development of the masculine penis is a natural part of puberty.”
• “Proper hygiene is crucial for maintaining the health of the masculine penis.”
• “The masculine penis has nerve terminations for sexual response and pleasure.”
• “The study of the masculine penis is a part of human biology.”
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