Doing the Daniel

When you fall asleep during sexual intercourse to wake up with the other party missing

I was so drunk I ended up doing the daniel last night

by anonymous March 10, 2023

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

by Put the petal to the metal October 14, 2010

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

I Do Not Want You In My Life.

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I Do Not Want You In My Life.

by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

Doing a Tate

Taking advantage of a butterz girl, claming you're drunk, when you're actually sober.

Jeeze, that kid's doing a Tate, I feel sorry for that girl.

by Willow1994 January 7, 2010

To do a china

To cause something bad to happen, then to attempt to cover it up, followed by deception, lies, accusations, then finally bullying, in order to deny responsibility.

Bobby broke his little sister's special doll. Bobby decided to do a china to his sister so that he didn't get into trouble for breaking the doll.

by Stickwoman May 4, 2020