blueface gangsta babies

A group that consist of eight girls that are growing to be tik tok famous. they are THE koolest and are the BLUE FACE GANGSTA BABIES

omg bradey sonja katie sydnie paige autymn caity and sammy are THE blueface gangsta babies

by autymnthekingmaster1 July 8, 2019

Gay baby legs

Babies that have gay legs. Or babies that are born with gay legs.

The doctor said my son was born with gay legs.

Kids at school use to call me gay baby legs because I had small ass legs and I was gay

by Gay legs May 25, 2018

oj-ing your baby

The act of getting an living child torn from your womb and murdered, legally.

Sally: I just heard you're six months along, congratulations!
Jessica: Yeah, well, I found out that I'm due around prom, so I'm just going down to the clinic to oj my baby!
Sally: Oh my god, you're oj-ing your baby?
Jessica: You only get to go to prom once in your life, bitch! My body, my choice!

by Lexicon Master January 26, 2006

this ain't getting the baby no candy

Originating down south, this phrase means that what you are currently doing is not being productive for the task at hand. Standing around the hood of a truck drinking coffee at the job site isn't getting the job done. Or, if you have the wrong tool for the job and are failing at a task.

Sitting here drinking ice tea when we got yard work to do - this ain't getting the baby no candy!

by Rockadaddy August 25, 2017

daddy's got his babies

Usually this is said by a crazy girlfriend who is in desperate need to become pregnant, so she resorts to wrapping her legs around you to try and stop you from pulling out. If this happens to you immediately end the relationship as a CUM REVENGE is imminent to happen, a cum revenge is when you cum on your girlfriends stomach and out of revenge for you cumming in their mouth they pull your open mouth to the cum forcing you to eat it.

Simpup: Man this crazy hoe said, "daddy's got his babies" to me last night when we were fucking.
Everyone: Did you pull out?
Simpup: Nah I just let it happen
Everyone: Thats crazy
Simpup: Yeah shes also had CUM REVENGE on me too.
Everyone: FUCKING RUN!

by BALLSACKBOYSBROTHER December 4, 2019

sweet baby jesus on a lawnmower

An exclamation when everything has gone to shit. I.e., your crazy coworker who was just fired has returned to the office with a handgun.

"Sweet baby Jesus on a lawnmower, it's Ahmed and the crazy mofo has a gun!"

by OhForF*cksSake March 29, 2015

Goo Goo Lleyton Baby

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.

Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."

by BobbyBoy0913 January 7, 2022