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Swiss-cheese the job

Refers to either of two strategies for reducing the distress/fatigue/boredom of performing an extra-disagreeable task; you either "layer" the labor --- i.e., perform a few minutes' work on the yucky job, then go do something else for a while, then return and work some more on the drudgery-task, then take another break with less-agonizing labors to again relieve your feverish emotional suffering, and so on --- like the cheese and lunch-meat in a sandwich, or else you "poke holes" in the disgusting task --- i.e., perform one or more smaller random bits of the job at a time as your gumption permits, so that the overall endeavor becomes more and more "fragmented and hollowed" (like the holes in Swiss cheese) as time goes on --- until the task eventually gets wholly completed by being gradually-but-steadily "chipped away at" over the course of a few days until it's all gone.
I soooo didn't wanna clean out all da musty crap in da storage-shed out back... the task seemed just too daunting and tedious to try to tackle all in one go. So I decided to Swiss-cheese the job instead --- just kinda "picking at the edges" of the jumbled heap over the course of a couple weeks --- and eventually I had the entire pile removed and the floor nicely swept out again.
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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Cheese

An official love language. You give me cheese, and I’ll marry you!
Did you hear about the guy who gifted his date a 12 kg wheel of cheese? Yeah, they married right afterwards!
by FegelFatso May 18, 2022
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Karma Cheese

When you go down on your best friend's ex-girlfriend and find unpleasant residue in her vagina.
I ate Kimberly out and got some nasty Karma Cheese.
by Ninikins November 11, 2016
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Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian
I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains
by Monoculi March 29, 2023
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add cheese too

An, eccentric way to simply say yes when offered. Can be compared to replying to an offer by saying yeah,duh or of course! etc. Can also be used in different manors such as agreeing with your homies statement, {Refer to example 2 for a better understanding of it being used in this context.}
Example 1:
Guy 1:My girls coming over after the she leaves the tanning bed, shes with ole girl she works with with them thighs, should I have my girl try and bring her over when she come?
Example 2: shiiitttt, add cheese too anything to see that box. again!

Example 2:
Person 1: Those new challenger hellcats are nasty,
Person 2: mhmm 545horse power with cheese and all that, bet.
by BouutitBologna February 2, 2019
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Bone cheese

The Cheese that is in the inside of any bone of any living thing, cut the bone in half and there will be nacho cheese in the middle
"Hey could you pass the Bone Cheese my dude"
by BONE MANN October 23, 2018
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Melty cheese

I need to return this burger I asked for no Melty Cheese
by Nikki_cat October 13, 2020
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