Shift dick

When you get some dick while you’re at work.

It was a shit night at work with the exception of the shift dick I got in the walk in.

Bro! I gave the new girl some shift dick at work last night!

by The bearded feller April 11, 2022

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 19, 2017

transdimentional shift

To travel lucidly across dimensional plains among all dimensions once infinite life is chosen in death

After taking large amounts of DMT I can now lucidly transdimentionally shift or I can transdimentional shift across the dimensions now

by Luna levitating existence October 17, 2022

bitch-shifting

When a whole lot of bitches are in the same room causing problems because of something your bottom bitch said, so you axe that hoe and readjust the hierarchy.

Parity, you better shut yo ass up before I gotta do some bitch-shifting, cuz you ain't that special.

by Imples August 13, 2020

Vegestalt Shift

A snap transformation to a vegetarian lifestyle informed by moral considerations. The consumption of animal products is suddenly perceived to be wrong.

After reading Peter Singer, his view of the world changed. It was a vegestalt shift.

by Simian Pachyderm July 25, 2009

shift-faced

Riding motorcycles or quads around completely wasted. term comes from a brand of riding gear called Shift.

lets drink before we go riding, i want to go out shift-faced

by Papacav May 14, 2010