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Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized
A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D
by It's moon August 11, 2023
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Web Smarts

Like street smarts, someone who has web smarts or is “web smart” is someone who knows how to deal with difficult or dangerous situations, except it's primarily used on the internet as opposed to when you're in an urban environment. Can be useful as being either street smart or book smart.

Someone who is web smart knows the “rules of the internet” from basic online etiquette to the more complex nuances of online communication. Since most of the global net hinges on written communication, someone who iss web smart are able to figure out the following:

1) What websites you can trust for information and which ones are complete BS.
2) Get an idea of what kind of users are acting in bad faith, such as trolls, scammers, hackers, etc.
3) Distinguish what to do and what not to do when something seems off in private communication.
4) Generally can be more personable online since they know how to keep people's attention as they read posts.
5) Knows what to post and what not to post, where anonymity matters, what information they should keep off the internet.

GRANTED, these are not the only things that someone who is web smart are able to do depending on what they do for a living and there are disadvantages to them in the same way being book smart or street smart has them. HOWEVER, at the very least being web smart can help keep one's problems on the internet from leaking into real life.
Martin: Hey, did you hear that Jose almost got hacked?
Jose: From what Jose told me the guy who tried contacting him was using one of his friend's accounts and he knew right away based on the writing style that was being used it was some guy from India.
Martin: Jose has some web smarts, doesn't he?
by DioShiba August 24, 2023
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Web Design Class

Worst class ever you could attend. Don’t ever join Web Design. It’s basically 7th grade repeated again but it’s 11th and 12th graders. Also feels like a SPED class. You have to be Racist, homophobic, antisemtic,Zionist, etc to fit in. Maybe an over exaggeration… MAYBE. Everyday some drama happens and if you are the chosen one, you’ll be picked on not only by students but by the teacher! Mentally ill people fr. Also, if you are not American white, 50/50 chance you will be hated for your entire 3 years. Next year may be different, but that’s up to God himself. I’m praying for anyone who’s joining next year. God bless and stay safe.
Don’t join the web design class bro, there’s a reason why it’s the most hated class.
by thekingofmemes April 18, 2024
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Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.
We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish
by TURLYP April 25, 2024
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Webbing

Seeing Madame Web and jacking off while watching, then finishing onto other members of the theatre. Eventually the theatre becomes covered in a thick, interconnected "Web".
Holy smokes! We're Webbing!
by SHADYHIPSTER February 13, 2024
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Madame Web

When you are filled with an immense feeling of rage and anger that you cannot physically or mentally express.

Names after the movie “Madame Web (2024)” notable for inspiring these feelings because of how boring, yet rage-inducing it is.
What the hell’s wrong with that guy? He looks like he’s about to explode?”

“Madame Web.”

“Oh.”
by Jasksual February 24, 2024
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Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.
Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!
by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024
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