The Mueller Religion is one only true freaks on natures can be apart of. You have to be born into this religion and also go through an "awakening arc" where you're let on your own in the Alaskan wilderness (naked) for 3 years and have to fend for youself. There is one leader of the religion and that role is passed down by generations. Once you have been accepted into the Mueller Religion your skin instantly becomes rock hard and you hands have calyces that are forever lasting.
The Mueller Religion is a very old German religion passed down by the Muellers and strictly the Muellers
by TurdPoo December 09, 2021
I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion
I Insert Through Vantage Pointed Vowels Of Interest Then Call It Religion
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Pre-established religions are religions that were established prior to the 20th century. (Ex. Judaism, Christianity, Paganism, Buddhism, etc)
by BloodMoon Night February 04, 2025
by Billybobsamueljr October 01, 2021
by Billybobsamueljr October 01, 2021
Yep... Totally thing Joe Rogan said and not me. I'm not the guy who said initially the things that people are being aggrandized for saying.
Hym "No, you're right news lady. It was him. The atheist religion thing? And not me Hym but him, him who said the profound thing. The guy who thinks the sun is fire beat me to the punch 3 fucking years after I said it. No. I'm clearly worse than a fucking retard. And not that retard but the actual retard. I guess now we know that he was just better all along. How do we know he's not just better? He is! Clearly I'm just confused. But you can't fucking blame me for being confused because I'm worse than a fucking retard and have been all along."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.
Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020