Mediam strip

What you get when you are smarter than those who call a traffic island a medium strip, but you still don’t know the right they’re, there and their

#1: I was walking on the mediam strip
#2: do you mean medium strip?

by Franny October 10, 2020

rubble strip

When a total clod doesn’t know what a rumble strip is.

My car pulls to the right like my weiner and I keep hitting the rubble strips. I’m such a clod

by ShacklefordRusty February 13, 2019

Pore strip

A thing you put on your nose to get rid of blackheads. NEVER OFFER IT TO A GIRL WITH A NOSE PERCING THINK OF WHAT YOU JUST DID.

Did you use a pore strip this morning? Your nose looks great!

by amaves10 February 12, 2019