Jonathan

Your average crackhead

Me-are you high
Jonathan -am I what
Me-high
Jonathan -hello

by Bagelore September 1, 2019

Jonathan Martínez

He is a lovely man. He will do anything to make your day better. He also has a HUGE dick

“Jonathan Martínez is such a nice guy”
“Yea”
“I heard he has a huge dick”

by uShineWeShine September 15, 2019

jonathan

jonathan is a very nice person, and very loyal to his very small group of friends. he has hair like a dweeb and acts very cringily. he is an akward guy who stares at girls and sometimes boys

robert:Hey jonathan nice hair DWEEB.
jonathan:thanks
phil:*whispers* CRINGE i think im ded
chris*joining*: no shi* sherlock

by Oof roblox oof October 12, 2019

Jonathan

a gay faggot who no one likes and is very disrespectful when it comes to adults and children. he is such a show off too. he is so sexist and just not a great person to be around.

jonathan has no friends

by wow damn rough October 13, 2019

Jonathan

One small boi.

That’s it.

Woah! That kid isn’t really small, he must be a Jonathan.

by Nartima October 16, 2019

Jhonathan

Jhonathan is a weird way to spell “johnathan” which makes him special. Jhonathan is a very kind hearted guy that will always be there for you. He is a drama free and is chill with everyone. He might seem weird but once you get to know him he is a fun guy and a chill person to hang out with. Jhonathan will also give you free booty rubs and unlimited kisses.

Yo is that jhonathan

by That.kid.jhon December 2, 2019

Jonathan

He heavy af even tho he cant breathe with his asthma *wheeze* having ass tho he cool ngl really fluffy dude everyone loves dis mans and he pretty ebic on xbox

Yo Big Nibba
It's Jonathan you frickin heck

by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019