dirty diesel-hendrix

A person who jerks off in the work bathroom

Oil, when's smoko, i need to do a dirty diesel-hendrix

by Kek404 November 14, 2025

happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 1, 2023

T.J. Hendrickson

A brick wall at least 10 feet thick.

A minor force of nature.

Unstoppable.

Dude! He pulled a T.J. Hendrickson!

by Soulcatcherteej November 9, 2010

Mr. Hendrick

A saint amongst men, an instructor, one who bestows upon his disciples the teachings of history. Rumored to be a deity, the figure has constructed a religion centering around him known as Hendrickism.

"Dude, we have Mr. Hendrick for Global!"

by GamblingManAtHeart February 9, 2024