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Glizzy

According to a large study conducted by an amazon meme page a Glizzy is a Glizzy. Not to be mistaken with a hotdog, meat pole, or a bratwurst. Simply a Glizzy.
Bro is a total Glizzy Gobbler. Last night i ate 3 Glizzys.
by ttvnoviews June 15, 2022
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Glizzy

1. something that you may find on your search for Agatha by the swamp in your neighborhood. They are brown and fuzzy and you may be tempted to chow down on them but you have to resist it or you will have a mouth full of wild Glizzy juice.
2. They can be wild or not wild but usually you get excited when you see both kinds
3. They are both Gordon Ramsay approved and taste really good and are very healthy for your orga(sm)ns.
4. A human body part in which it’s natural habit is near the ball area (not the soccer kind of ball)
1. (For meaning 1) “oh look over yonder there’s some wild glizzies by that pond”
2. (For meaning 2) “YAY there’s a Glizzy”
3. (For meaning 3) “I love glizzies”- Gordon Ramsay

4. (For meaning 4) “you kicked me in the Glizzy you chumball”
by your mom is a legend June 27, 2022
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glizzy ganker

The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.
I gave Susie the good ol' glizzy ganker a few days ago.
by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022
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Glizzy Wallet

No Penetration, just sliding your dick up and down an ass crack
Bro-1: how was your night?

Bro-2: thought we were gonna have sex but just ended up doing the olé Glizzy wallet
by Mcnuggs10! July 1, 2022
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glizzy crank

A crank for your glizzy
I cranked my glizzy with your glizzy crank and it was swag
by Mrs.Beast.FFZ July 5, 2022
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Glizzy

I know she seems young but she will certainingly slurp that glizzy in order to get that money.
by DarthAnonamoose July 9, 2022
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Glizzy Gobbler

When a man is down to go to a Con and then is down to spend 10 bucks for a burnt ass glizzy served by the homie Jesse
Jesse: Damn armani you want this glizzy???

Armani: Fuck yeah i want this glizzy! IM THE GLIZZY GOBBLER!
by Lady Of Luminosity July 12, 2022
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