cock guardian

one who guards the cock of a friend from unsightly females

Whoa man, there's alot of ugly bitches at this fiesta, could you be my cock guardian after these twelve shots of yeager take away my judgement?

by imgregbrady August 20, 2008

riddled with cock

An easy lady with a penchant for the love truncheon

You might want to give her a miss Brian, she is riddled with cock

by goody2shoes2 September 20, 2011

Cock the Cake

To ruin a good thing. Philadelphia-area slang. Etymology: allegedly originated at a party where a drunk attendee actually stuck his penis into the birthday cake, preventing everyone else from wanting to eat it.

Mary: Honey, my mother is coming to visit this weekend, so you're going to have to cancel your camping trip.

Bob: Well that really cocks the cake!

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"Dude, don't tell your girlfriend you've been cheating on her. You've got a good thing going, and you're just going to cock the cake!"

by Bendy5 April 3, 2010

Cock Shrink

Basically, the opposite of a boner.

If you see something utterly disgusting where instead of getting aroused, you get turned off.

an example of a cock shrink could be witnessing your parents having sex.

Megan: "Lets have sex"
Joey: "Okay!"
Megan: "ohh harder John! err uhh i mean Joey"
Joey: "I'm not in the mood anymore, thats a cock shrink."

Or

Brian: "I need to go jerk off" *Walks to bathroom to jerkoff and sees dad on toilet* "uhhh nevermind, my cock shrank"

by JennSoJizztastic July 25, 2011

Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.

That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!

by Baeder October 9, 2009

cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

cock serve

The opposite of a cock block: when a female overtly conveys interest in a male.

She offered to cook you dinner? That's a cock serve if I've ever seen one.

by Jonathan Forsythe December 30, 2004