Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020

clown motel

The best motel on the block

"What do you mean this is the clown motel?!" THIS IS THE CLOWN MOTEL, IT'S FULL OF CLOWWNNS!!! YOUR NOT GONNA FIND ANY BETTER ROOM THAN THE CLOWN MOTEL, ITS THE BEST ON THE BLOCK

by Rage of the Blade Master October 5, 2020

Clown Shoeing

What one says when they wish to have an anonymous bowel movement in a public office bathroom. The act of wearing clown shoes would reduce any coworkers attempt to identify the person producing the #2 by observing their footwear.

Common Variants " Wearing Clown Shoes ", " Donning my Clownies", " WCS "

Verb: "Clowning It" - the act of changing ones shoes to avoid bathroom stall detection.

Informal: "Dude, lunch with our client was great but I was seriously clown shoeing when I got back to the office "

Formal: " I would like to continue with this TPS report conversation, however I have to take a moment and wear my clown shoes."

by oldmeatwad January 17, 2013

Schrodinger’s Clown

When you or someone else has added dry humor into your daily conversations so much that people including your friends can’t tell if you’re joking or not.

Person 1: If I just had to shoot confetti out of my pussy to make thousands On the Internet I’d do it.
Person 2: Yo wtf, why would you do that?do you not have any morals or self-respect
Person 1: Ayo it’s just a joke man.Fuck I wish I didn’t have to say that so often, it’s like I’m Schrodinger’s Clown or some shit.

by Lobotomized3D February 7, 2021

Clown Dogging

Like raw dogging , except you fuck yourself over by being ignorant .

“I’m clown dogging this next test.”
“Look at him clown dogging up that perfectly good opportunity!”

by FenderBender19 March 13, 2019

Vagina Clown

Vagina Clown

When you go down on your lady and her Aunt Flow is in town, don’t get a frown...you look like a Vagina Clown . Your nose and mouth are red... cuz her pussy has bled.... You are a Vagina Clown!!

As a way to cover your nose in blood during your ladies visit from Aunt flow

Morgan Freeman says : my face look like a vajay-jay clown

by SheCreature July 21, 2018

clown house

A house crammed full of Illegal Aliens. Usually they will be in a nice neighborhood so all their oil-leaking cars, and dirty laundry hanging on the bushes and old bicycles will stick out like a sore thumb. People will be living in every nook and cranny. Closets will be turned into bunk beds for the kids, dudes will be sleeping in the garage, families of eight all inside a 10x10 room. Major fire hazard, and a huge drag on property values.

There are thirty people living inside the clown house across the street from me. I'm calling Code Enforcement.

by No Amnesty June 27, 2007