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Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.
Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.
Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(
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