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internet banking

1. Using the world wide web to view your financial status and arrange your transactions.
2. Wanking with assistance from the world wide web.
1. Steve: The ATM's out, I need to check my balance.
Dave: It's all about internet banking, dude.
2. Trevor: Where were you last night, man? I called round yours like 3 times.
Nigel: Sorry man, 4 hours of pure internet banking.
by sming January 8, 2010
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Chitty Banking

Len Goodman's expression for smartening up, as he said on Dancing with the Stars to Pamela Anderson
Len: "you are chitty banking from last week to now"
Carrie Ann: "What??"
Len: "Chitty Banking, you know, smartening up, google it"
by almerv46 March 29, 2010
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blacked back in

the moment in time when you are out so late that you "wake up" from being blackout drunk. often you will be confused about your surroundings and unaware what occurred in the last few hours.
"i blacked back in at 3am on the subway, and i had no idea what happened to my cake!"
by BlackBackInBoy August 22, 2011
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Lez back in

The action taken at the moment when a bicurious woman realizes she is definitely straight.
"That's the good thing about lezzing out; you can lez back in if you don't like it."
by MudFlap33 August 29, 2011
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hocking and bocking

coughing so much that you almost / are sick
Person 1 " you ok ?"
Person 2 " nah man, I was so ill I was hocking and bocking everywhere"
by DinodudeUK October 10, 2016
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Barking Chicken

When during a gathering of friends (i.e.BBQ) you take your pants off, tuck your dick and balls down in between your legs spread your asscheeks and back up chasing your friends and swinging your gobbler while clucking like a fucking chicken.
"While getting another beer out of the cooler I was attacked by a barking chicken, the worst part was that I didnt know the Gobbler touched my beer top until I was done drinking it.
by Deep Dish August 4, 2008
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Barking

shitty, stinky place in london with loads of crackheads. full of chicken and chip shops.
A: ah mate i went barking last weekend
b: fuck you must be traumatized
by Ahajajajnana May 28, 2019
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