Laxo finter Webs

Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.

"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Finter Webs! :O"
"Oh."

by GoldOilMarker March 17, 2009

Madame Web

The worst comic book movie since The Smurfs 2. Possibly the worst widely released movie ever created. It's so bad, it'll make you want to go to the Amazon and get bitten by millions of Brazilian Wondering Spiders right before you die instead of watching this trash a second time.

Person 1: Madame Web is the worst movie ever.
Person 2: Let's watch Morbius like real men. It's Morbin' time!

by CrazyCockatoo2003 March 7, 2024

Spread the Web

Early morning need for a man to stretch and pull on his nut sack. This sometimes result in a moist/warm nut sack looking like a web being spread apart...hence Spread the Web

Early each morning, Bill felt the need to spread the web before he got his cup of coffee.

by Captain Duder April 19, 2012

Dark web

A place where a bunch of pedo meet.
Don't go there if you don't want to be traumatized

A random pedo just showed me pedo photos involving child in the Dark web and now I'm traumatized :D

by It's moon August 11, 2023

Unfound Web

A website on the internet that reamains obscure and unknown to most, and has never had any large form of fanbase or many regular visitors.

"Wow, this seems like an Unfound website, It must be pretty obscure"

by AVeryNiceGuy May 29, 2025

web site

Information collected by a person and publicated on internet under the hypertext protocol, that can be viewed with a browser if redirected to the proper URL.

Have you checked the Stile Project web site? Man, it is pretty sick!

by Lord Cthulhu July 22, 2003

Spread the web

frequenting bars, taverns, clubs, etc any place where mass quantities of the opposite sex congregate in an effort to hook up.

Spreading the web does not always result in hooking up but may lead to a hookup, please note that the bigger the web the more butterflies that are caught

I'm down for anything on friday. let's spread the web my man.

by Permathy August 7, 2008