To create a masterpiece in the lavatory in the style of Jackson Pollock by using what would be an otherwise watery, splattery deficate and repurpose it as art.
Man 1: Whoa Nelly! Do not go in there. Some dude JP’d the shitter.
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
Man 2: JP’d the shitter?? I don’t get it.
Man 1: My dude, you need to broaden your cultural exposure.
Paul Jackson Pollock was an American painter and a major figure in the abstract expressionist movement. He was widely noticed for his technique of pouring or splashing liquid household paint onto a horizontal surface, enabling him to view and paint his canvases from all angles. Therefore when you JP the shitter, you pay homage to the man responsible for such modern masterpieces as Autumn Rhythm, Convergence and Number 1.
Man 2: As opposed to Number 2. My dude, I apologize for my ignorance. I had no idea that shit could be art.
(Both laugh and say in unison): “Literally and Figuratively!”
by Dickshunharry December 22, 2020
Get the JP the Shittermug. One of the most rare syndromes, discovered by the world renowned scientist Cannon Cool. It’s where you shit out of your dick.
by imboredonaroadtrip July 7, 2022
Get the Shitter Dick Syndromemug. Kate- "Hey, how was your date with Jake last night?"
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."
Sam- "It was amazing, he gave the Apple Shitter."
by Dincoln May 19, 2025
Get the Apple Shittermug. by Bracastyle November 9, 2018
Get the Conch Shittermug. by King Spitter December 22, 2023
Get the Shitter Spittermug. by Dodzilla March 12, 2021
Get the SHITTERERmug. A player, usually in Fortnite, who chokes edits, build, positioning. This usually puts them on low levels in tournaments as they shit the bed.
Masa: "Damn, Arya is such a shitter, he couldn't even place in Top 1000 in the last EU Cash Cup"
Arya: "Yeah, vouch"
Arya: "Yeah, vouch"
by CrackedDed September 16, 2020
Get the Shittermug.