Zodiac signs and astrology

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zodiac signs and astrology

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Stop signs

A stop sign (stäp sīn) is a useless decorative red octagon that is placed to make the intersection appear less empty. A stop sign is useless as neither we cyclists or motorists really come to complete stops. Being a complete waste of brake pads and energy, these useless octagonal ornamentation serves little to no real purpose in life other than government-issued annoyance.

New driver: complete stop at the stop signs
me: there's no cars in this intersection, go right though it to get that Strava KOM.

by Knmagor March 29, 2024

Sign Guy

A professional commercial sign installer, quite possible the most talented group of uncertified humans in the construction industry. They are known for their ability to be a welder, electrician, painter, crane operator and truck driver in an 8 hour period. They work long hours and are often mistreated and misunderstood. They have a tendency to not give a fuck when it comes to safety, although they won’t do anything that endangers anyone other than themselves. They work in snow, rain, hot, cold and are forced into living in hotels for weeks on end in order to complete a job. They have the capabilities to consume very large amounts of alcohol in record time and as a result, have some of the best libido on earth.

Girl at bar: Why are those crane operators so dirty?

Guy in corner: Lady those aren’t crane operators, those are sign guys. They do it all.

Girl: Ooh I want a sign guy

by Signman25 August 9, 2021

Schizo Sign Language

When Mr.Halter is having a schizo attack and trying to communicate

"Oh look, Mr.Halter is doing his Schizo Sign Language again."

by BlueQz May 11, 2023

sign person

(Plural: people)
People that spend their time with activities that involve holding a sign and/or waving it, aka picketing.
Usually seen at protests and the like.

Emily: Authright? More like auth-wrong!

Based human: stfu at least I'm not a fucking sign person

by Aidan cancer kid April 24, 2022

gang signs

if you hold up gang signs you have zero rizz

wow that guy has zero rizz he’s throwing up gang signs

by lovebella October 28, 2022

Stop Sign Slut

A high school student ( most likely a girl) that will lick your butthole for a nic rip. Will also give BJs to gargle your balls.

“Did you hear that Emily licked that guys butthole for a nic rip?” “God, she’s such a Stop Sign Slut”

by david’s left nut February 19, 2022