Dragon's Pubes Candy

Failed attempt of Dragon's Beard Candy

That's not Dragon's Beard Candy that's Dragon's Pubes Candy

by BaconBlue November 22, 2023

Great Pubes of Odin

Great Pubes of Odin is an exclamation of sheer excitement or surprise

Stacy: Hey Britney I got fucked by Nate's max last night.

Britney: By the Great Pubes of Odin, that's wonderful!

by Nipple Tassler September 17, 2016

Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

hard pubes

When the shit coming from your ass sticks to your pubes and then dries out so your pubes become rock hard.

Hey bro, can I suck on your hard pubes?

by Debilni kmetavzar pod mostom May 10, 2023