stinky taco

similar to a fish taco but the odors are not limited to marine life; a stanky ass vagina

Sniff sniff....Sweetie? Would you mind taking a shower first? My stomach can't handle a stinky taco.

This may be a stinky taco...but what the hell..I'm hungry.

by TheatreChck December 5, 2003

Bavarian Taco

The Bavarian taco is a sexual pratice involving the introduction of fecal material to the vaginal cavity, followed by its consumption directly from the vagina.

The wife asked her husband to give her a Bavarian taco to celebrate their wedding anniversary.

by Bruce Irishman May 15, 2008

Bronx Taco

The accidental or purposeful act of throwing-up while performing cunnilingus. More typically defined as vomiting in/around the vagina.

"Yuck. I almost made a Bronx Taco."

by CREO February 21, 2008

volcano taco

a word used to describe a firecrotch(michelle Grages)

michelle grages is a volcano taco!!!!!

by someone in grafton May 13, 2009

duck taco

Farting whilst playing with your own female genitalia. Popularized by Galveston County Constable Pam Matranga.

While you're down there, why don't you help yourself to some 'duck taco'?

by El Slice May 6, 2014

crying taco

In which the vagina is so overcome with sheer joy that a constant river of tears flows out of it.

Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.

by reallynoideahere September 28, 2010

taco fiesta

1) the opposite of a sausage fest; that is, a social gathering predominantly composed of women.

2) a hispanic-themed celebration at which tacos are a common appetizer.

1) Guy 1: Hey man, you go to kyle's garage party last weekend?
Guy 2: yea man it was sick! he's gay and he invited all his fag hags, so it was totes a taco fiesta. Massive biddies on deck.
Guy 1: clutch man, clutch.

2) ah sí, cinco de mayo, lo fanfarria excelente! Cómo me gusta una fiesta de tacos auténticos!

by ogacihc June 7, 2011