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pseudo-Christianity

The practice of professing to be Christian or otherwise a member of the Christian faith but violating or doing the exact opposite of the fundamental rules; the practice of being a pseudo-Christian; an unfaithful unbeliever
It is supposedly a Christian nation, but at the same time we make a stand against bullying and atheism, when we should be making a stand against pseudo-Christianity
by user13357 November 2, 2013
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Christian Loophole

When two Christian kids have anal sex because it technically isn't really "sex"
me and josh Christian loopholed after class.
by Goofiest goof in the history September 9, 2016
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christian coulson

The hunky actor most known for playing Tom Riddle in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Has also been in Horashio Hornblower and Little Britain.
Girl: Woah, that Christian Coulson is one mental orgasm!
Guy: Yeah, I'd go gay for him.
by greenhoney92 March 18, 2008
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Christian Server

A place where the swearing of ANYONE isn't tolerated, and shall not tarnish the Holy land we have been blessed with, anyone who does not obey these rule will be politely asked to leave.

Words that aren't allowed (forgive me):
Heck, Frick, Poop, A-Hole, and Darn.
Person 1: What the Frick!?
Person 2: I'm sorry sir, but this is a Christian Server, so no swearing!
Person 1: Darn
Person 2: I'm sorry sir but I will have to ask you politely, yet sternly, to leave this Christian Server because you have sworn. :(
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Lipstick Christian

Someone who wears Christianity like makeup... to hide the ugly person they really are.
Did you hear Leslie preaching the gospel right after cussing Allen behind his back? Yea...She's such a Lipstick Christian.
by Big CU December 20, 2006
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Christian Grey

The object of all womens affection after you read all 3 books. Mommy Porn.
I am in Christian Greys sub club
by amX@ July 5, 2012
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Christian Blowjob

When the christian side-hug isn't quite enough for your Jesus-friendly relationship, the Christian blowjob is the next step.
They decided to save kissing for after marriage so she gave him a Christian blowjob.
by Stayingwithjesus August 29, 2016
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