When you place sour patch kids into your parters ass cheeks, (hence the “crack” portion of the name) and proceed to have them attempt to launch them into your mouth. If you wish, it can be played like a game. Whomever catches the most candies wins, with the loser having to eat the others ass.
“We were havin such a great time eating each others ass, until the sour crack kid to too competitive.”
by Juicekaboos February 2, 2019
Get the Sour crack kidmug. A woman who looks like she hasn’t bathed in a month or changed her underwear. Cottage cheese is growing in her pussy and fermenting. Got a nice snail trail crusting over in her panties.
by Snacksnack March 29, 2025
Get the Sourmug. Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......
by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018
Get the evil piss colored sour footballsmug.