St. Joseph's College

located over a 30-acre lakeside campus in Patchogue, Long Island, "The Teaching College" prepares undergrads to become "Future Teachers of America." "St. Joe's," as it is affectionately referred to by current students, offers students a great education at relatively low cost (70% of students recieve some form of financial aid/scholarship!)

St. Joe's is also known for its comprehensive business major and related concentrations, and offers a full range of other majors and programs besides teaching and business.

For the fifth year in a row, the 2007 ranking of America’s Best Colleges by U.S. News and World Report named St. Joseph's College to the top tier of the "Northern Comprehensive Colleges – Bachelor’s" category.

St. Joseph's has two campuses, one on Long Island (Suffolk County)and the other in Brooklyn. Even though the L.I. campus is mostly a commuter school, don't let that fool you.
Lasting friendships ensue due to a strong sense of community on campus: student government, campus activities board, dozens of clubs and greek life opprotunities await!
Oh--and most of the parties are pretty sick.

I've met so many awesome people while going to school at St. Joseph's College, if only they could fix that web registration!

by NicoleSJC December 14, 2008

St Paul

Widely known as the most dominate churchball team in the history of the league

Assencion player: hey girl you gonna come to our next game? Girl: yea i'll be there but only so I can watch the studdly St Paul players kick your ass

by Unbiased churchball fan March 8, 2009

St Darwin of the Galapagos

A term used when conversing with those who view the words of Charles Darwin as sacred gospel and co-opt natural selection to build a foundation of metaphysical materialism.

Sweet St Darwin of the Galapagos you are an idiot!

by allabaster July 15, 2009

St. Bernards High School

A school with the biggest hardos you'll ever meet. Fake preppy kids steal cookies at lunch even though they throw fifties around at parties. There are like 3 people in the whole school who can actually throw a half decent party. People here throw more shade than ray bans. The water in bathrooms is probably poisonous. There are zero black teachers. Our sports teams are almost as trash as the school building. The meatball subs are soggier than wet cheeseballs with blanch sauce.

Guy 1: You go to St. Bernards High School?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: You're a faggot.

Guy 2: Accurate.

by 69$$ March 20, 2017

St Modans

1. St Modans was a total retard who decided to make a school.

2. A really big piece of S***

3. Andrew Right

"You are a St Modans!"
"Oh Shit! I don't want be an Andrew Right!"
"Well, thats to bad."

by F P Lennon June 2, 2009

st kilda road

St kilda road is well known for its Prostitution and hookers, does really well with jokes that only smart Melbournians know

i went to st kilda road last night, some good f**kin' hookers bro

by tarrrrrnay July 11, 2010

St.Cloud, MN

Baby momma central. The rejects of Hennepin county are sent to Stearns county. They have created a baby momma central and brought the baby momma/daddy drama with them. Good news for the single ladies because some cute baby daddies come and visit on their offspring on the weekends. So if he’s out here “visiting family” he means his kids. Never believe a man in st.Cloud, MN if they say they don’t have kids. They are probably homeless as well. Also it’s rare for any of the baby mommas to have actual mattresses, so if she has kids, be prepared for back problems. (Not good ones )

Also a lot of racist cops, a lot of Somalians, and a lot of STDs/STIs. Beware.

“St.Cloud, MN only offers STDs and a few college degrees”

“He was so cute! I met him at the bar in St.Cloud.
Oh yeah? How many kids does he have?”

“I’m looking for somewhere that accepts section 8 in St.Cloud, MN that allows pets, enough rooms for 5 kids, accepts felons and/or bad credit and bad rental history”

by GetHit May 24, 2021