Breaded Pubes

When you sleep with a woman harboring a nasty yeast infection and you're looking down at your sweet and sour dickin', wondering where you went wrong.

Bill: Fuck dude, I think Margaret had a yeast infection, I've been itching like crazy!

Sam: Eww dude, you keep pawing at those breaded pubes, and you're leaving a trail of bread crumbs.

by Garlic Head September 12, 2021

pube sniffing

verb
1. Sniffing a man's pubes by shoving his dick deep inside your throat with your mouth sealed around his base flattening the nose against his mons. Widely known as deep throating.
2. Eating out a woman's pussy with your nose buried in her mons pubes.

1. The chick I picked up last night went wild for my boner the minute I lost my pants. Before I knew it she went pube sniffing and freed me of my first load in less than a minute.
2. Once she sniffed my pubes I went pube sniffing on her by vacuuming my mouth on her gash.

by dutchpantyraider March 15, 2018

Pube Parachute

The practice of trimming the pubic hair region with two (2) small lines of hair connecting from the base of the penis to a large semi-round overgrowth of hair above it. Should resemble a standard parachute even to the untrained eye

Jason David England: Author of "How to Nurse your Wallaby" can be seen showing off this style of Pube fashion in various magazines across the U.S. as well as Europe is the inventor of the "Pube Parachute"

by DocHoliday187 October 21, 2008

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013