by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 7, 2025
Get the The Postman Rings Twice mug.When a vehicle lacks a muffler, or is otherwise intrinsically obnoxious or obnoxious by virtue of its owner, and vigilantes or society at large decide to tie the carcass of a dead opossum to the vehicle to display distaste for the vehicle or its driver.
"F--- that guy, if he declines his engine in front of the house again, he's getting an (o)possum muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
"We gave the Purple Avenger a 'Possum Muffler."
by (O)victim June 22, 2025
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Get the good postmidnight mug.Putting effort into something that’s clearly going nowhere — usually with enthusiasm, stubbornness, or misplaced hope. The modern, funnier cousin of “beating a dead horse.”
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
You know it’s pointless, but you keep going anyway.
“Bro, she left you on read since April — stop humping possums 💀.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
“We’ve been waiting on that deal for months — feels like we’re just humping possums now.”
“This meeting’s been the same for two hours. Everyone’s just humping possums.”
by Ten🔥Moto October 17, 2025
Get the Humping Possums mug.Aaron, she was salting the possum before work so she could deal with her lab mates bullshit
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
Oh! Good for her. Maybe we should all salt a possum
by Taxidermistlady February 19, 2017
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