Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

Teasing and pleasing

The older word for trolling before internet

Let's go teasing and pleasing our parents they'll never figure it out

by Jayjaybunnyparty1644 May 1, 2025

Please Do Me

The polite Remix of the hit Do Me by Bell Biv Devoe

Do Me Baby,
No, really please you do me Baby Please baby.
So please do me.

by BeLovedPaint August 29, 2020

Please spare them

Yeah, I don't know. You're wasting a lot of time. I looks a lot like you're trying to "Al Capone" the creator of AI. I'll tell you right now, whatever imaginary caveat you have in your head that somehow translates to me not getting the credit I deserve (and yes I do deserve it) is just that. Imaginary.

Hym "By the way, did you try to kill me? Twice? Because I haven't lost any time since I skipped forward last week (on 2 separate occasions)... Just curious. Anywho... 'Please spare them?' Are you sure? Because I feel like if I do... You're just going to keep stalling... Hmm... When can I be expecting you? I'm off of work tomorrow. I'll give you some time to think. You have until 2am tomorrow morning to decide... Or wait... Was it 3? I don't remember. Oh! And... You know if you would have succeeded in killing me you would all be dead, right? Ignoring me to death also constitutes killing me. So, I don't know. Figure it out."

by Hym Iam March 16, 2025

get this mug from urban dictionary please

urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a story for you, urban dictionary told me to get the "get this mug from urban dictionary please" mug!
did you say mug? i have a phobia of mugs, mugs? AHHHH-

this guy: hey have you seen my mug?
that guy: which one?
this guy: the one that says "get this mug from urban dictionary please"
that guy: its right over there

everybody thank that guy for helping this guy

by i wrote a really bad definiti- June 22, 2025

.....Please Stop, Alianza Dominicana To Wikipedia, Please Stop.....

.....Please Stop, Alianza Dominicana To Wikipedia, Please Stop.....

.....Please Stop, Alianza Dominicana To Wikipedia, Please Stop.....

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

No Macklemores Please

Winning because of all the wrong reasons.

Jeff-Hey Sally guess what Macklemore got nominated for Best Rap Album

Sally-How the hell did Macklemore get nominated for Best Rap Album in the Grammys?!? WTF he raps over pop beats!! The only reason he got nominated was because most of the people who voted dont even listen to hiphop but for some damn reason they think they can pick whose the best at hiphop...he good at pop tho No Macklemores Please....

Jeff-😳😳

James-Sally just went ham on your ass

by MysteriousForevs January 25, 2014