Michael

Usually a tall person who only talks about Russia. On special occasions, this person will celebrate the birth of The Soviet Union. This person also despises fortnite yet they are probably playing right now.

The Michael marches proudly on the newly paved Chinese communist streets

by michael467483949032 May 5, 2018

Michael

One who manages to be heavier than everyone else, despite them having a small/healthier diet than most. This term is frequently used in Southern California.

"He's a vegan."
"It doesn't look like it!"
"Well, thing is, he's a Michael."

"Oh!"

by MemeQueenTM July 17, 2018

Michael

A little shit

Michael a little shit.

by IFryYoToaster August 13, 2019

Michael

Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald

Your being a Michael right now

by bigdickmemo October 27, 2020

Michael

He is a big day jerk.

I met up with Michael today and he was a big fat jerk to me.

by Sad bill sally July 13, 2020

Michaelism

Michaelism is a form of political belief that is normally considered centrist but in reality it’s more of a lack of knowledge on the subject of politics. Most Michaelists accept who runs the country and will happily follow them no matter the pros or cons

Man: Bro did you hear about the politic who-
Michaelist: I’m gonna stop you right there, I’m a Michaelist
Man: The fuck is a Michaelist?
Michaelist: I fall into the Michaelism spectrum of the political compass

by Suthons February 14, 2020

Michael

A dude who has low self esteem and has to search themselves up in urban dictionary to feel better about themselves

Michael is sad and wants to be cooler

by Peoeksndh May 22, 2019