Mexican-Roadblock

A Mexican-roadblock occurs on a two or more lane road where 2 (or more) cars are traveling next to eachother at the same speed (usually under the speed limit), not allowing the following traffic to pass. Most noticeable on the highway in a light traffic situation, where two cars stop the flow of traffic wishing to pass.

i was late to work because i got stuck behind stuck behind a mexican-roadblock

by carolus rex June 8, 2004

mexican bacon

when you slice a hotdog in thin strips and fry it in a skillet

i was so poor in college, i had to live off of mexican bacon for months

by tito jackson December 4, 2004

Mexican airbag

One of the many children that a Mexican family tries to fit in the cab of their pickup truck. The limited space in the cab requires the children to sit on the driver's and passenger's lap, thus protecting the driver in the event of a crash. (if there are more than 5 kids it would be called a MexiPack)

Look at the Garcia's over there with those 5 mexican airbags on their laps.

by Neal Thomas Iskenderian October 23, 2006

Mexican Blueberries

Another name for LSD, or acid.

We really need to get some Mexican blueberries before that concert of Friday night.

by jamaicajamaica70 March 7, 2008

Mexican boxing glove

a knife (usually a switchblade)

I made sure to bring my mexican boxing glove to the gang fight.

by shonuff317 May 27, 2009

Pocket Mexican

A very small, short Mexican Man. He appears to be 14 years old, but is actually 21 or older. He also speaks and understands very little english.

Interesting Facts about The Pocket Mexican:
1. Enjoys the company of drunk plus size and extremely tall women, which makes him look even smaller than he is in reality.
2. Follows these women around night clubs hoping that they will eventually get so drunk that they will need a ride home. The Pocket Mexican can then pounce on the drunken women, providing him with the sexual pleasure he has been denied by women his own size.
3. Mating rituals resemble a small Chihuahua humping a NFL player's leg.

1. Hey, that Pocket Mexican bought me 3 shots of Tequila, I think he's trying to fuck me.
2. Have you seen that Pocket Mexican following Megan around?
3. Pedro is my Pocket Mexican, he doesn't mind that I'm 6'4" and he is 5'3".

by Meredith (Miss M) August 10, 2006

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome

Hysterical Mexican Syndrome (HMS) A member of the Hispanic community whom over reacts to any situation, emergent or non emergent, which results in hyperventilation, crying, yelling, faking unresponsiveness, and abuse of the 911 system.

Maria called 911 because her baby threw up. Maria was treated for hyperventilation s/p Hysterical Mexican Syndrome, the kid was given a Tylenol.

by Killtankbts November 8, 2012